I don’t review movies. I already spend too much time jotting down irrelevant thought. I do watch a lot of movies, though, and this summer has had my bum in a cushy seat more often than usual.
Listed movies run from May to September.
So far:
| Movie | Score (*/10) | Comments |
| Iron Man 3 | 7 | Solid end to the trilogy |
| The Great Gatsby | Missed it in cinemas, will definitely catch on Netflix | |
| Star Trek Into Darkness | 9 | Liked it better than Star Trek (2009) |
| The Hangover Part III | Netflix, just to finish out the trilogy | |
| Epic | Netflix for my daughter | |
| Fast and Furious 6 | 8 | Good, and: Omg, omg, omg FF7 NOW |
| After Earth | Netflix (Don’t judge me, it’s Will smith and his adorable boy) | |
| The Internship | Netflix, in a couple years, when I’m really bored | |
| The Purge | Netflix, probably by mistake | |
| This is the End | Still hoping to catch this one at the theatre | |
| Man of Steel | 7 | Entertaining, too many ‘splosions |
| Monsters University | 6 | Cute |
| World War Z | 9 | Damned near perfect movie |
| The Heat | Meh | |
| White House Down | 7 | Just enjoy Tatum, Jamie and the ‘splosions and you’ll be FINE |
| Despicable Me | Daughter went with friends, saving me the hassle | |
| Lone Ranger | 5 | Too silly |
| Grown Ups 2 | Meh | |
| Pacific Rim | 7 | Fun, silly, ‘splody. My ears are still ringing. Should be a six, awarded an extra star for giant mechs |
Still to come: (under the cut)
| Turbo | If I don’t get this on Netflix my daughter will run away from home | |
| R.I.P.D. | Planning to see in theatres | |
| Red 2 | Planning to see in theatres | |
| The Wolverine | ||
| The Smurfs 2 | Kill me now | |
| 2 Guns | Might take myself along to this one | |
| Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters | Daughter wants to see | |
| Elysium | MUST SEE | |
| Disney’s Planes | Netflix | |
| We’re the Millers | Meh | |
| Kick-Ass 2 | Netflix | |
| The World’s End | Yep | |
| Riddick | MUST SEE | |
| Prisoners | Jaaaaaaaaaaaake (What happened to The Enemy?) |
The Smurfs 2 Kill me now
Yeah, this is pretty much how I feel. The Smurfs should have stayed in the 80s. They were bad enough when I was a kid!
I didn’t mind The Smurfs. I had a few of the figurines and I used to watch the show. Then I grew up. 😀