Plot Holes

I just found a plot hole in my copy-edited manuscript. The manuscript they plan to put a cover on and try to sell. It’s in the first chapter. Not on the first page, but… IT’S IN THE FIRST CHAPTER.

I can plug the hole with a single sentence. It’s not a huge tear in the fabric of reality. We, meaning me and a number of editors, missed it. Consistently. For six months. Of course, a hole the size of our planet might easily be missed as well. We could have fallen through without touching the sides.

The copy editor missed it as well. She or he was too busy adding and deleting commas.

(I know some of you are questioning these added commas. I am known for sprinkling them liberally throughout everything I write. The idea someone might actually add some, well, it’s a bit like finding a plot hole, isn’t it?)

So what am I going to do?ย Well, as with everything to do with being published, there is a process.

The first step is a panicked email to a friend, which, by the way, was loaded with commas and expletives. Then an email to the editor I worked most closely with. Fewer commas, no expletives.

Next step is to hyperventilate for a while. Passing out is always sound therapy. Naps are good.

Ranting and raving comes after I wake up. Stamping my feet and flailing is optional, but also good. Movement is essential in situations like this. It fosters a feeling of being constructive.

Next, shopping. It’s a distraction. As this step occurs after a conversation with my husband about how much we’ve been spending lately (and on top of thoughts about how no one is going to buy this book, so I shouldn’t spend any money, ever), shopping is limited to essential items and one weird looking blue tank top that looks like someone wore it for twenty years before donating it to a thrift store.

It’s only ten dollars.

I’ll have to sell something like twenty-two books (I think) to pay for it.

Finally, after lunch, a cup of tea and an hour on the couch with a book that may or may not contain plot holes (it’s science fiction and full of weird ideas and science I only just grasp), I am ready to add that sentence.

Why couldn’t I add it before I went nuts and bought an ugly tank top?

Because life is full of plot holes. It’s inexplicable. Sometimes it just does not make sense. Your best course of action is to just hang on and enjoy the ride.


Published by Kelly Jensen

Writer of love stories. Bibliophile. Gamer. Hiker. Cat herder. Waiting for the aliens. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

4 thoughts on “Plot Holes

  1. I was seriously cracking up while I read this. Like, literally laughing out loud over it.

    If I could’ve written my reaction to the exact same situation, it wouldn’t have been so dissimilar to what you wrote here.
    There would’ve been a lot of cussing involved, for sure. Lots of commas (I am a fan, but I do a lot of . . . . . . . . . .’s and – – – – – – -), but yes. Commas. Arm flailing.
    Probably a ten dollar tank top or two that I’d MOST LIKELY never wear, and then the guilt of spending money on something I didn’t like just to try and make myself feel better. (But it was only ten dollars!)

    I hope that sentence writing went well for you, but let me ask you a question now.

    I’m glad for you. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. I’m sorry you had to experience all of that stress, but like the commenter above me said, it’s great that you got to fix it before your book was published! Love how you incorporated humor in your experience though – plot holes, while problematic, can be patched up with just the right amount of work and expletives and commas. (:

    1. Sometimes it’s hard to remember to look for the humour in a situation, eh? But if you can find it, if you can step back and look for anything other than the absolute worst, then you’ve found perspective, at least. ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for the comment.

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